It has come to my attention that dunes parties these days are pussified versions of their former selves. Kids these days will never know the horrors we went through. They have their little books and cozy exp bonuses. Well, time for a learning experience, fellas.
I present, for you viewing pleasure, Asrail's ABC's of Partying In Valkurm Dunes Circa 2005:
A is for Alright! Time to level up!
B is for Better put up my party flag!
C is for Certainly I will join your party!
D is for Don't you think we should wait for a healer?
E is for Everybody says we should wait for a healer.
F is for Fine, let's try without a healer.
G is for Great, we're all dead.
H is for Home Point.
I is for I forgot to set my home point close by.
J is for Jogging back to the dunes.
K is for Kiting a train of goblins to Selbina.
L is for Look, I just want two more levels so I can go to Qufim.
M is for Member. We need one more.
N is Nobody has their flag up.
O is for OMG a healer.
P is for Please invite this healer so we can get exp.
Q is for Quick before someone else grabs him.
R is for Really? Is the leader afk?
S is for Seriously? Is he seriously fucking afk?
T is for The healer just got a party. And the tank left. To party with the healer.
U is for Ughhhh. I fucking hate you, dude.
V is for Violence. I want to use it on you.
W is for What the actual fuck, guys?
X is for Fuck this shit.
Y is for You guys are retarded.
Z is for Fuck the dunes.
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