Face Off

Happy Friday everyone! Jesus Christ it's hot.

Anyways!

The internet was fun back in the early days.

So many new things to explore! And so many things you wish you hadn't seen!

For those of you born too late, or who just didn't give a shit, there was once this website in the darkest corner of the internet called FFXIPlayers.com, wherein people who played could post pictures of themselves.

Finally! A website where you can put a face to that person you've been creeping on ingame!

Now I know what you're asking.

The answer is once during band camp.

But to answer your other question, yes. Your's truly had his picture posted for the whole server to see.

The other day, I was feeling curious and did a little digging on the Google machine. I found a link to something called Wayback Machine Internet Archive and was able to revisit this wonderful site, however incomplete the archive may be.

It was very difficult to navigate using this engine, but I managed to find the point in time when I posted. The picture, however, seemed to be broken and I was unable to find it anywhere else.
(In case you care, the picture was a carefully crafted collage of me with my various guitars that I thought would get me all the bitches)

Dear God, I was such a faggot.

Just reading how I used to type makes me want to go back in time to when my parents first got together and show my soon-to-be dad this post in the hopes he would remove his testicles with a fork.

You can tell I was a game-tard because I used <.<

No one uses <.<

I may have even used it unironically.

No idea why I put Mwahahaha and then explained these were new picture(s). Was that a joke? What's so fucking funny, me? Was I drunk? Probably, but that's still no excuse.

Also, if anyone wants to make a "shout out" to all their friends, please punch them in the dick. I will probably punch myself in the dick later out of spite.

And look at those views! 101! Lordy loo, I was a fucking player back then. 8 comments! Hold on to your ovaries, ladies. Asrail is packing heat.

I also ended it with "The samurai has spoken" because I was a samurai and I spoke, I guess. That must have sounded bad ass to me back then.

I'll go kill myself now.