Leveling Areas In A Nutshell

Finding a perfect camp to level was difficult. Mainly because there's a 100% chance your party would end up being retarded. So you tried to offset that retardation with massive exp gain and several hammer blows to the temple. There were a bunch of camps to choose from, yet some yielded more exp than others. And thus concludes the end of this post. I hope you enjo-

*Nearby WWII-style radio crackles to life*

"As, quick! I've fallen into a time machine and need to know where to level circa 2005! Also, my penis is nowhere near as big as yours is."

No problem, bro. I got you covered. And I'm sorry I make everyone around me, regardless of their timeline, feel inadequate. Here's a list of everywhere I got used to leveling from 10-75. Also, who the fuck are you?

10-20 Valkurm Dunes.

*shudders* Yeah, start here. Start near the Konschtat Highlands entrance and kill lizards until you don't die from just looking at a crab. Then go kill crabs at one of the beaches.While looking at them. Goblins as well.

20-25 Qufim Island

Make the long and stressful trek to Jeuno. You will die along the way. But not to worry! Qufim Island awaits! Murdering worms is fun and mega good exp when you're just starting. Head to the center lake and murder your fill. Just be sure to run away at night. When worm exp gets slow, head to Delkfutt's Tower and murder crabs and gigas around there. Five levels might not seem like a lot, but with a retarded party, it feels like an eternity.

25-32 Kazham

Assuming you got your keys, jump on the airship and head to the tropical paradise of Kazham! Sexy Mithra come from here. Right outside the main gate are several camping spots that are taken. Find a new experimental one. Seriously. They're always taken. Murder Mandragora until 30 then get lost on your way to Yhoator Jungle. Whenever you arrive, and if your entire party hasn't disbanded due to people constantly dying, kill Mandragora and goblins until 35 then get the fuck out of there. Like, now.

32-38 Garlaige Citadel

This is one of the other places where hope goes to die. No one will know how to do their job, but will let you know how to do yours. Kill beetles and bats until your party disbands. Then find another party until level 38. Just do it, guys. Please.

38-48 Crawler's Nest

Ok, guys. Set up a mailbox and put a shrimp on the barbie, because you're going to be here a while. Kill Crawlers. And keep killing Crawlers until your hands fall off. Then glue them back on and keep killing Crawlers. Go deeper into the nest and kill Crawlers. Workers, Rumblers, Soldiers, oh my! Just don't look up.

48-56 Kuftal Tunnel

Oh boy, this place brings back memories. Mostly lying face down while our healer runs away whilst aggroing every crab in the zone. Kill crabs and lizards. And get used to it. They last for a while. You can move deeper and kill goblins and raptors if you like.

56-60 Cape Terrigan

Dunes v2.0 Kill crabs and pugils and any goblins who might run into you. Then kill them again because everything aggros and links here. Enjoy, you fucking masochist.

60-65 Boyahda Tree

This place. This fucking place. If you manage to find a party of people who actually know where this place is, go there. You'll make memories that will last a lifetime. Mostly of spiders using sickle slash until you throw your controller across the room and scratch fervently at your face. Kill crabs too. You've already killed crabs in every other fucking area, so might as well.

65-70 Bibiki Bay

When I discovered this place, it was magical. This was at a point in my career where everyone knew how to do their job and parties were like well-oiled machines; awkward and sticky with a Spanish guy yelling off in the distance. Kill dhalmel and the occasional wandering goblin. Just be sure not to get exploded. Efts are optional because they take way too long. You could probably level to 75 here, but where's the fun in that? Where's the fun in anything, really.

70-75 Ro'Maeve

Now, unless you have your moongate pass, this place will be a bit difficult for you. Get that shit on a full moon and put together a party. Murder everything that looks like frightening nightmare fuel. Grind it out. This is the last camp you'll ever see until you decide to level something else. Then start this list all over while crying blood.

And there you have it! These were all the places I camped while I was playing. Of course, there were several one-off areas and experimental camps. Of course new areas were added with each expansion, so this list might be useless unless you fell into a time machine like whats-his-face over there.

Might want to write this down just in case.