Yes, I have been slacking on updating the blog. Does it mean this blog is dead?
You wish, Himmler.
This blog will remain strong and steadfast. Just, slowly paced. So you know what that means?
Check back as often as you can! Every day! Every hour maybe. In fact, just keep checking the page.
So, what have I been up to in my blog-absence? In short: work. In long: a lot of fucking work.
This new house is coming along nicely, albeit slower than the blog updates. There will be some changes in the next few weeks, but never fear! I am still awesome.
I finally got around to watching Wicker Man, and it's as painful as the time I took WoW for a spin.
It hurts my soul and my hole.
Nicholas Cage's acting is painful to watch, yet you can't look away. Like a hobo fight, it threatens you with whatever is around it. Bees? Yes. More bees? Totally. This is a movie of bees, I gathered so far.
Bees and yelling. Also punching women. Which is never cool, guys. No matter how good it feels, never punch a woman.
As the end credits roll by, I feel cheated. Like Nick owes me something. This movie was free, yet I feel compelled to demand a refund.
Can one refund time? Possibly.
Anyways, check back often. Updates are sure to come.
Just like bees.
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