Tuesday, January 30, 2018

4.2

Yes, I no longer actively play FFXIV.

That does not hinder my ability to talk smiggity smack about it when the need arises.

And this need arose.

Something else arose as well, but I will spare the details (read: my penis)

So, yesterday FFXIV rolled out patch 4.2 And because I am still part of the XIV facebook group, I got to witness people jumping ship.

Most of the main griping came from 4.2 changing certain jobs. Buffing some, and weakening others.

Of course, people complain that the "right" jobs weren't buffed and that they shouldn't touch anything else because their job is perfect and they want to be gods.

Having attained god status, I can honestly say it's not all it's cracked up to be. Miracles and stuff cost money, and daddy's a little broke at the moment.

So a while back, I made an entry about the launch failure that was Stormblood. More specifically, the broken NPCs that would not let you progress in the story line.

Having this big of a game-breaking issue, you'd think SquareEnix would have learned their lesson.

You would think wrong, you poor, simple fool.

4.2 gave people even more game-breakingness with another NPC that no one was able to access, and they had to do emergency maintenancing.

Also warrior was buffed to level crazy, and all the other tanks are mad, even though everyone else had been making fun of warrior for being a poorish tank. So, who's laughing now?

Bitches.

But wait! Look over here, quick!

While one train wrecks behind you, there's another, more colorful train wreck just over there.

*points to the housing areas*

People can now only buy one house for personal use and one house for FC use. Which sucks for people like StageReborn who own half the Lavender Beds, but cool for me because I probably lost my house already and it might give me a chance if I ever decide to go back!

Yes, 2018 is turning out to be the Chinese Year of the Bitch. More to come. Look forward to it.

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