Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Sell-Bina

In keeping with the Valkurm Dunes theme of my last posts, I want to bring attention to a special little person.

"Little" because he was a Taru.

I'm funny.

His name was Drowsorez, and he was famous as fuck. Everyone knew who he was. I think even people who just started knew who he was.

For those who don't, Drow was a high level culinarian who would sell food and drinks from his bazaar in Selbina. All the time.

I don't think he ever logged out. Seriously. He was always there.

He even had a Hocho, which was an incredibly expensive and high level ninja weapon which gave + 1 Cooking skill and + ∞ Fuckin' Rad skill.

Drow eventually disappeared, much to the disappointment of everyone ever.

A moment of silence for the poor little guy... Er... Rich little guy.

However, years later, I was leveling some job I never even touched before in the Dunes, and I saw a party member named Sonofdrow.

I asked him if he was Drowsorez, and he confirmed that he was. He actually said he remembered me because quote, "I remember some of my more important patrons, and you were one of the most important." I almost peed. HE told ME I was important!

I liked this kid. If only more people thought this way.

Now, it had been a long standing rumor that at one point, people couldn't buy stuff from his bazaar because his Gil was capped. I just had to know if this was true, so I asked him, to which he replied "I like to let rumors like that remain a secret."

Goddess fucking damn you for being so cool, Drowsorez.

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