Day at the Beach

You know me.

I'm a genuinely nice guy most of the time.

Stop laughing.

Seriously.

The only smiggity-smack I really talk is about Valkurm Dunes.

But not today. I'm going to be a nice guy and tell you about some of the awesome fun my friends and I had at the dunes.

You may or may not be aware of the glitch on the west side of Selbina. I've heard it was only a PS2 glitch, but I couldn't confirm because I didn't have the PC version. This glitch involved moving your character through tree roots to a certain point between two rocks and running at the ocean until you glitch through.

The rest is pure magic.

Your character can run freely underwater between the two beaches around Selbina.

There's even a big glitched open spot where the programmers didn't count on human curiosity/stupidity. It's almost as if they didn't plan on people being there!

Oh, the many hours my friends and I spent running under the waves, looking at the many fish that glitched into the sand, and the occasional shark that would glitch into the sand.

I may have even seen a bird glitch into the sand. Like they do.

My friend Cayerik and I had been bored one day and decided to glitch into the water. We ran from one beach to the other, and spotted a low level party on the shoreline.

That's when inspiration hit.

Like a bolt of lightning to my rectum. But that might have been the booze.

I had the most genius plan ever.

We both ran towards the beach, waved down each party member, and said to them;

"Guys! Help! We were on the ferry from Selbina to Mhaura, and it was sunk by pirates!"

And they freaked out. I'm super cereal, guys.

They were asking what they could do to help, and if they could call a GM, and probably wondering if the Goddess abandoned us. Pretty sure they never went on a boat ride ever again.

We did the sunken ferry thing a few times. Other times we would just walk up on shore and ask which server this was and tell them we walked from Seraph or something.

Or we would just fish. Underwater.

Yeah, we started running out of ideas.

Still had fun, though.