I interrupt your majestic stream of funny to bring you this urgent message.
If you have not seen the series Westworld, stop reading this blog and go see it. But when you get back, please pick up reading from this point. Do not read the blog from the beginning, or you will be stuck in a logic loop of reading a few words then watching the whole series over again. Which is not a bad idea because this show was AMAZING.
You may or may not have guessed, but I am a huge fan of the western genre. I also like sci-fi stuff. Westworld is that plus mindfuckery galore.
Without spouting any spoilers, because I want each and every one of you to watch this show, I'll just sum up the plot as best as I can:
A company that works with robotics has created lifelike humanoid machines and used this new world-changing technology to open up a western theme park. Don't even tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
Rich white people then pay several my year's earnings to visit this place for weeks and do whatever they want. That includes, but is not limited to: Murdering random people who give you a look you don't like, having sex with unattractive wild west prostitutes, going on quests where you murder tons of bad guys, going on quests where you end up bored so you murder everyone and have sex with the only person you left alive, and having a nice steak dinner before stabbing and elderly man with one eye in the hand.
How the fuck does that sound for a vacation?
That description is BARELY scratching the surface of what this show has to offer.
Go watch it now.
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