You Betcha

Think back.

Way back.

To when you were LFP in Jeuno for 7 hours.

Probably because you were a thief.

What was usually being shouted in Lower Jeuno?

No, not racist comments, but you're on the right track.

I'm talking about the good ol' casinos.  The things where you would trade someone 10k, type /random, and watch as the rules magically changed before your eyes.

Seriously, I remember one casino where your random numbers had to equal a predetermined amount in order to win x-times your money, but as I was having a heart attack thinking my 10k just turned into 100k, the rules changed to where I had to state which number I thought my numbers were going to equal before I even rolled.

Thanks for telling me after my money disappeared.

There goes a week's worth of farming.

In 2005.

You can probably just blink and make 10k these days.

Yet there were people supposedly winning all the time that we didn't realize were plants until it was too late.

One of the worst casino bets I've ever seen was a girl I was dating online. I had given her a serket ring as a gift, which was 600k at that time, and she bet it because she didn't have any money, and lost right away.

Pretty sure I saw my character about to give her the Samurai equivalent of the pimp hand.

Yes, it was her's to do with what she wanted, but I was confounded by the sheer level of retardation it took to decide on betting it rather than selling it.

I mean, selling is a sure thing. There's no way someone can fuck you out of auction house money. Unless you're like me and bought an iron ring for 200k instead of the one right above it...

Fuck you, I was probably drunk.

It's so peaceful in XIV without dipshits running crooked casinos. We're all going to be screwed when someone realizes the volume of retard floating around this game.

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Nah. I'll wait until someone else does it.

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