Hey, bet you forgot I was alive.
I actually did too for a while.
Work has been painful, and I often forget this blog exists. But I owe it to you, the reader(s), to at least make an attempt at updating every now and then.
So what's new? Not much, man, what's new with you?
Didja hear? FFXIV announced a bunch of stuff.
The next expansion, Shadowbringers, takes a dark turn, forcing us to become the evil that has dwelt within our hearts for... What's that? You don't care? Well then, let's get to things you DO care about!
Blue Mage! They announced Blue Mage! And it looks like a pimp!
Yes, they gave Blue Mage (BM from here on out, because it's funny) a pimp cane. Also it's capped at 50 and won't be on the 'traditional job' spectrum, whatever that means.
Maybe they're going to take people's advice and get rid of the Shitty Trinity and add more depth to creating parties.
Maybe not. Probably not. Definitely not.
But who cares! Viera! Tits!
Viera confirmed! Tits!
I predict 110% of the female population and about 99% of the male population shift to Viera when it drops. Because people are retarded. Tits!
Gunblade has been hinted at because a dude in the trailer had a gunblade. So, job confirmed I guess?
There's also a third mystery job. ANTICIPATION.
I am actually banking on this being their last expansion. With the way things are going, it looks like people won't tolerate the same rehashed content for long, let alone pay $50ish for said content.
Other than that, nothing new to report. It's cold, I'm freezing at work, and Christmas is right around the corner. So grab a cup of hot chocolate, snuggle up by the fire, and something else I can't think of cause I'm freezing.
See ya soon.
